I know we're not big on v-day celebrations around here, but I thought there were a few things you needed to know:
I love you.
I love you more than milkshakes.
I love you more than Holden Caulfield.
I even love you more than Law & Order reruns
(and you know how I love Law & Order reruns).
What's more, I will continue loving you even if you don't surprise me with a pretzel from the mall. Though, it would be nice if you would.